True story:
5:15 pm
She starts preparing the kids for trick-or-treating. The costumes are laid out.
5:20 pm
She starts feeding the kids dinner while they run, play, refuse to eat, etc.
She starts feeding the kids dinner while they run, play, refuse to eat, etc.
5:40 pm
She starts feeling hungry (hangry?) herself. Not a good sign.
She decides she will eat dinner at 6 pm when he chaperones the kids around the neighborhood.
She starts feeling hungry (hangry?) herself. Not a good sign.
She decides she will eat dinner at 6 pm when he chaperones the kids around the neighborhood.
5:45 pm
He walks around looking tired.
She offers to chaperone the kids instead.
He declines.
He walks around looking tired.
She offers to chaperone the kids instead.
He declines.
5:55 pm
He changes mind.
She gets furious at the last minute change.
Sparks fly.
A kid or two wail in the background.
He changes mind.
She gets furious at the last minute change.
Sparks fly.
A kid or two wail in the background.
6 pm
She herds the kids and escorts them outside.
One child complains of hunger, the other doesn’t want to wear a scarf.
She herds the kids and escorts them outside.
One child complains of hunger, the other doesn’t want to wear a scarf.
6:05pm
He offers to take the kids.
Weak offer.
She gives him the look. More sparks fly.
She storms off with kids.
He offers to take the kids.
Weak offer.
She gives him the look. More sparks fly.
She storms off with kids.
6:10 pm
It begins raining.
He departs home and runs behind the ladies, umbrellas in hand.
It begins raining.
He departs home and runs behind the ladies, umbrellas in hand.
6:15 pm
One child has had enough and wants to come back home.
At home, her dad has turned into a witch and is handing out candy, having the most fun amongst all.
One child has had enough and wants to come back home.
At home, her dad has turned into a witch and is handing out candy, having the most fun amongst all.
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